Nailz Babez, the automated manicure that gives nails the Tezcorp treatment, is launched. Meanwhile, visitors to Marwell Zoo find out a strange truth about the penguins from the information machine.
Foreign language students attempt to improve their English with the Tezcorp British Language Test, while pet owners are driven mad by Vet B.O.T, who has his customers begging, sitting and waiting for their animals.
A few guest lecturers receive an unexpected internet history from their new web browser Tezbrowze. Fancy a jaunt across the water? Border Control B.O.T is keeping the Isle of Wight safe as day trippers are interrogated to breaking point.
The Bad Robots launch another infuriating machine that gathers inappropriate data from unsuspecting shoppers, while pub-goers are left with empty pockets and hearts by Tezcorp's pub quiz machine Quizimodo.
Tezcorp's new world order of enraging humans with mischievous automation is gaining pace as Frank and Send, the postage machine, has a new trick up its robotic sleeve.
The Digi-photo-matic photo booth offers the most ridiculous added extras, such as a passport photo on an abandoned totem pole. Tezcorp Card Booth offers to personalise Mother's Day cards, and then there's the brand new DNA machine.